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Q. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A. They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks
are coming from!
Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign Ambassador
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A. You only have to teach them to take off.
Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A. B-52...F-16...B-2
Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile?
A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q. Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss?
A. He elected to receive
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.
Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of
$800,000.
Q: "How many members of the coalition
does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
A: Duck
Q. Sadam and a lawyer are buried neck deep in
sand, who do you kick in the teeth first?
A. Sadam, business before pleasure
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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and
asks him to get out
of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't
help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help
but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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